Kevin Eldon

as Father Samson

as Ken

as Danny

as MI7 Night Duty Agent

as Kevin

as Nick Secker

as Policeman

as Elf (voice)

as Sniper

as Sergeant Tony Fisher

as Member of Kraftwerk

as Robert - First Schoolboy (uncredited)

as DCI Mick Wickerson

as Mr Majal

as Martin Bickerstaff

as Penfold (voice)

as Dr. McFee

as Servegood

as Tenoroc

as Joplin

as First Officer Eduardo Pauline York

as Hugh the Monkey (voice)

as Various