Stanley Townsend

as First Voice (voice)

as Sir Constance

as Gilbert

as Franklin Pope

as Phineas Stark

as The Earl of Kent

as Sheriff Weinbacher

as Luciano Pavarotti

as Bar Kappara

as Victor Hugo / Vladimir Trunkov / Ivan the Tow Truck (voice)

as Tramp

as Henry

as Zechariah

as Garda Hourigan

as Sam Pollock

as Keown

as Interview Panelist

as Bride's Father

as Des, Health Inspector

as Bill McGuire

as Emil Bartos

as Colonel William Donovan

as Moscati