Joan Sims

as Mrs. Umney

as Nurse / Mad Old Holy Witch (voice)

as Private Jennifer Ffoukes-Sharpe

as Daphne Barnes

as Emily

as Madame Desiree

as Connie Philpotts

as Cora Flange

as Mrs. Tidey

as Chloe Moore

as Queen Marie

as Lady Evelyn Bagley

as Mrs. Ellen Moore

as Joan Fussey

as Lady Joanie Ruff-Diamond

as Zig-Zig

as Chloe Gibson

as Emily Bung

as Mildred Gamely

as Belle

as Calpurnia

as Policewoman Gloria Passworthy

as Miss Sarah Allcock

as Student Nurse Stella Dawson

as Beryl

as Phoebe

as Wendy Thomas

as Miss Dawn

as Nurse Rigor Mortis

as Hilda Tebbitt

as Fairy Queen

as Edna