Jim Gaffigan

as Mr Miller

as The Irishman

as Self

Writer

Director

as Barry

as Edsel Kellogg III

as Papa Owl (voice)

as Self

Director

as Cameron / Kent

as Sam "Smee" Smiegel

as Sheriff Loggins

as Peter

as Van Helsing (voice)

as Santa Claus (voice)

as Self

Director

Writer

as Lorenzo Paguro (voice)

as Narrator

as Picker

as George Westinghouse

as Self

as Self

as Paul Jederman

as Frank

as Lemmy

as Carl Mancini

as Himself

Writer

as Richard

as Zeke Slaughter

as Ramsey Flint

as Del (voice)

as Paul Markham

as Himself

Writer

as Larry Johnson

as Peng (voice)

as Professor Abraham Van Helsing (voice)

as John Stoehr

as Self

as Himself

Writer

as James McDonough

as Red

as Danny's Dad

as Self

Writer

as Himself

Writer

as Jerry Hobson

as Phil Berlin

as George Gilner

as Coach Murphy

as Lowell

as Himself

Writer

as Trent Lueders

as Joe Daley

as Himself

Writer

as Reverend Craig Peterson

as Hilton Manager

as Larry Johnson

as Manny Broward

as Self

as Jim Gaffigan